I could diss the whole Twilight franchise here, question why women find this Robert Pattinson scrub attractive. Wonder aloud why this first poster for the next entry, New Moon, will have females across the land shrieking and convulsing in anticipatory glee. What’d be the point, though? Other than eliciting some intense and fun-to-respond-to venom from fangirls and Team Edward Presidents.
Nevermind. I’ll just wait for the first trailer before I attempt to incite any riots. Here goes, for those who care:
I do find Kristen Stewart to be quite a looker, though. Ever since the sadly neglected Adventureland, her stock has risen. That’s all that New Moon has going for it at this point.