You don’t have to enjoy the first Jurassic Park to appreciate this video, but it’d help. Notice I didn’t include the two sequels there, because, if you ask around here, both of those are blahzay blah. Not terrible, just passable. Clips from parts two and three are included in this, though, so I’ll have to deal with it. What you’re about to watch is a montage of J-Park dinosaur scenes where the dinos’ growls are replaced by masculine and effeminate variations of “Hey!” Nothing more, nada less.
Get off your damn high-horse and laugh. You know you want to……. [Clip after the jump]